Just Another Fucked Up Kid

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hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

I still have nightmares. That’s why I keep nightlights, smaller, easier to handle if it were to happen again.

Slowly turns toward my small lamp.

“I’m watching you.”

It is predicted that in a few years time we’ll be facing the chargerpocolypse 

God I love tumblr.

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kingp-ark:

c4ptainblood:

Someone give that kid a god damn medal.

i just wouldn’t wanna be the one person he lands on bc i’m not strong and always end up dropping people at shows sigh

OMG DISNEYLAND BOUND IN 9 hours!! #disneyland #disney #senior #trip stoked #excited #2013 #omg #ilovedisney #yay

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thekings0ftheair:

poor Matty omfg

waht did he even…how…omfg

he literally just collapsed and tried to play it off xD

he hits the floor, gets straight back up and rocks it out without a pause. If that was Justin Bieber he would run off the stage crying

oh my god Matty

That looks like a hardcore push up, maybe he’s just trying to get a workout in..

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why~

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laughingstation:

More FUNNY POST here!

IS THIS THING ON

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spaceforawesome:

The swedish cover of The Fault in Our Stars; Förr eller senare exploderar jag.

I-, I just-, I don’t-… what?!

I realize that I am in the minority here, but:

I f*&^ing love the Swedish cover of TFiOS (which they have completely retitled). It’s like my YA cancer novel has been turned into crazy pulp fiction from the 1930s.

Also, are they going to keep all the Swedish hip hop references? Are they going to keep, “Of course you don’t speak Swedish. Neither do I. Who the hell speaks Swedish?” ONE CAN ONLY HOPE.

SUPER AWESOME AMAZING. This is the cover and title that Augustus Waters would have picked if he could have. It depicts their lives as epic and big. The title reflect’s Hazel’s frank outlook and language, and paired with the graphic it marries perfectly with Gus’s obsession with THE PRICE OF DAWN. The cover uses a completely different design language than that which you see on the shelves today. Complete success. Daring design, and I hope it’s a hit. Those savvy Swedes…

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